Lucy Libido books and the TSA

Oh my my my. My trip to South Dakota has been an adventure! I packed as many books as possible into 2 suitcases, leaving a sliver of room for a pink dress and a toothbrush.

One big bag was checked and the other was a carry-on. Of course as dense and heavy as that carry-on bag was…. I fully expected it to be flagged at security.

TSA: Hello mam. Is this your bag?

Lucy: Yup it is.

TSA: We’re going to have to check inside.

Lucy: OK. Before you open it, however, I just want to give you a little heads up as to what is in there, so you’re not surprised.

TSA: (somewhat confused) okaaaaay…

Lucy: It’s a suitcase absolutely full of Libido books.

TSA: The whole suitcase?

Lucy: Well, there’s also a pink dress. Have fun.

I think he enjoyed this one. What do you think?

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