Oh my my my. My trip to South Dakota has been an adventure! I packed as many books as possible into 2 suitcases, leaving a sliver of room for a pink dress and a toothbrush.
One big bag was checked and the other was a carry-on. Of course as dense and heavy as that carry-on bag was…. I fully expected it to be flagged at security.
TSA: Hello mam. Is this your bag?
Lucy: Yup it is.
TSA: We’re going to have to check inside.
Lucy: OK. Before you open it, however, I just want to give you a little heads up as to what is in there, so you’re not surprised.
TSA: (somewhat confused) okaaaaay…
Lucy: It’s a suitcase absolutely full of Libido books.
TSA: The whole suitcase?
Lucy: Well, there’s also a pink dress. Have fun.
I think he enjoyed this one. What do you think?